Showing posts with label bio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bio. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

New Name!

I think he needs a new name:

The request for a search warrant says police stopped Justin Michael Simpson Sunday as he was walking near the corner of Park Street and Wingra Drive in Madison, and the document says that Simpson was wearing a "black parka style jacket similar to that described by witnesses to the series of armed robberies."

Simpson was stopped by Madison Police Sgt. Christopher Paulson, who was part of a massive dragnet searching for the "parka bandit" in the last few weeks, said Madison Police spokesman Joel DeSpain.


Meet (needs a new name)



"NANN" is an avid gamer and routinely wipes the floor with his opponents in Halo 2. Since he rarely leaves the house, he rarely meets girls in public. When he does, he gets a stiffy, so he wears a parka to cover it, even when it's about 60 degrees. Once, when he went in a convenience store to get some Red Bull, the clerk shouted "Don't kill me!" and threw the contents of the register at him. A new career was born.

Monday, December 29, 2008

A New Picture

With a new year comes a new picture. While I enjoyed 2008, it's time to put it behind me. Maybe I'll post a list of stuff I did this year.

1. Procrastinate
2. Um....

Out with the old!






In with the new! I found this searching "blue Norwegian spunk fruit" and I got a Canadian. Wouldn't think to much about it.


Down the Road with Linux

About a week ago my System76 computer arrived at my doorstep. I'm getting a bit fed up with the graft and bloat of Big Tech, so I'm...