Sunday, May 21, 2006
SWM, 31, Seeks...
... replacement for roommate for college reunion. Roommate has to work, will miss it. Replacement must be content wearing name tag with "Elizabeth Borden" on it. Perks include free trip to MN, free meal & cocktail night at college, and plenty of opportunity to laugh at investment bankers and save-the-world types. Will tolerate your music for the trip. RSVP on comment section.
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Time to get nostalgic about a movie I saw eighteen years ago and was about a time seventeen years earlier. My college roommates can verify...
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After the post below and after finding Dave's post, I created my South Park persona after a bike ride. I think it's fitting.
I'll go only if I get to tote an axe around and wear bloodied period clothing.
ReplyDeleteYou can wear anything you want. The crazier the better.
ReplyDeleteI'm there. I'll even wear a dress and high heels. Trust me, there is no shortage of things I'd be willing to say to people. When is it? This Em Lo person can bite herself. I'm a much better female-replacement than any actual female.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome to be my date for the 10 year reunion. I know your presence will give Shari pause. That's a good thing.
ReplyDeleteYou really should respect this em lo person. When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks under his bed for em lo. She has one hell of the double-spin upper cut that would knock you into next year.
Besides, she's prettier than you are. I don't care how much lipstick they're painting you with for this Cinderella thing.
I WILL CRUSH YOU, PRECIOUS BUTTERFLY.
ReplyDeleteIt's the first weekend in June. So who is it going to be? em lo, bleet, or someone too timid to say?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can set up a death match....
Gar, I'm assuming that means the weekend of June 5-7...which I am working.
ReplyDeleteUnless, you mean the first weekend of the first full week. Then I can totally do it.
Sadly, it is June 2-4. I'm bummed. I wanted an axe-toting maniac. Guess I'll have to take the cross-dressing butterfly.
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