Shriveled Willy

He must have balls of steel:

Man accused of exposing himself, despite the cold

Madison police arrested a 45-year-old man who was allegedly exposing himself to rush-hour drivers Thursday evening during bitterly cold weather.

Allan T. Mailloux, of Oregon, was tentatively charged with lewd and lascivious behavior after police were called to the intersection of East Johnson and North Franklin streets around 5 p.m., Sgt. Jason Sweeney said.

Drivers were stopped at a stoplight, Sweeney said, "and this person was walking down through the vehicles and exposing himself to drivers."

Sweeney said the man was otherwise clothed. He was arrested based on a description from a witness and taken to Dane County Jail.

Temperatures on Thursday reached a high of only minus 2 in Madison. Sweeney said Mailloux was not injured in the incident.

Toki

Anyone who has seen Metalocalypse must know that I can identify with Toki. It just fits.

A New Picture

With a new year comes a new picture. While I enjoyed 2008, it's time to put it behind me. Maybe I'll post a list of stuff I did this year.

1. Procrastinate
2. Um....

Out with the old!





In with the new! I found this searching "blue Norwegian spunk fruit" and I got a Canadian. Wouldn't think to much about it.

Blame Canada!

I check Google News and found out those beady-eyed, floppy-headed Canadians are sabotaging us!:



Or maybe not:



Meta-tagging has a ways to go....

Vive le Fermier Français

I had a dream last night where I was a French farmer returning home after World War II. Um, for some reason I was up in a tree for part of the war. Anyway, my farm was outside Paris on a slightly sloped piece of land by a river. Over the years, Paris expanded to surround my farm, but I wouldn't sell. I ended up with about a ten foot patch between two three-story buildings with my land running behind those buildings too.

I AM CORNHOLIO!

Some people need nannies 24/7:

It's understandable that Colin Johnson, 33, of DeForest would have a thing for police cars. He's been arrested many times, including seven times for drunken driving.

On Nov. 23, Johnson got drunk, authorities say, and put himself in close proximity to those with the ability to arrest him by wandering over to the police department parking lot. DeForest Police Officer Brian Johnson, who recognized Colin Johnson from having arrested him before, caught him with his jacket pulled up over his head spitting on cop cars. Because he was on bail at the time of the incident, Johnson now faces two counts of bail jumping.

My Life

This is very much how I see the world, or at least my world: