Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I Would Like Valentines Day...

.... if it was like #3.  In a fun way, not a mean way:



14 Miserable Facts About St Valentine’s Day

1. In the two week period leading up to Valentine’s Day, American sales of gold jewelry lead to 34 million metric tons of waste.

2. The vast majority of roses sold for Valentine’s Day in the U.S. are imported from South America, wasting fossil fuels.

3. Valentine’s Day traces its roots to an ancient pagan holiday called Lupercalia, in which men stripped naked, grabbed whips, and spanked young women in hopes of increasing their fertility.

4. The Christian martyr St. Valentine was beheaded on February 14 for performing marriages in secret.

5. Research suggests that 75 percent of suicide attempts are attributable to relationship problems.

6. 46 percent of Americans will exchange Valentine’s Day candy.

7. 67 percent of Americans are overweight or obese.

8. The first Valentine’s Day card was sent by Charles, Duke of Orleans, to his wife while he was imprisoned in the Tower of London. He remained a prisoner of war for the next twenty-four years.

9. A recent poll found that one in ten young adults admitted to feeling lonely, insecure, depressed, or unwanted on Valentine’s Day. And that’s just the ones that admitted it.

10. Forty percent of people have negative feelings towards Valentine’s Day.

11. The famous St. Valentine’s Day Massacre, in which seven Chicago gangsters were gunned down on February 14, 1929, was one of the bloodiest in mob history (pictured above).

12. 64 percent of American men do not make Valentine’s Day plans in advance.

13. Candy hearts taste like crap.

14. Even if you’re really, really in love right now, you’re still going to die eventually.

Monday, February 1, 2010

One Into the Other

Sometimes I think and Cynic is nothing but a broken hearted romantic.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Friday, December 11, 2009

Quiet Afternoon

I'm at work and getting stuff done (really!) but needed a break.

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Also, I clicked on Åsa's Tests category. Here are the ones that I took:

The Life Experience Test

Overall, you have partaken in 99 out of 169 possible life experiences.
Your average life experience score is therefore 59%.


The average score is 49%, making your experiences more than 74% of the people who have taken this test.
The average for your age group (26-35) is 53%.

Broken down by category:
Art: 5/17 (29%)
Career & Work: 11/13 (85%)
Civics & Technology: 7/7 (100%)
Crime & Disarray: 3/11 (27%)
Education: 11/18 (61%)
Fashion: 6/10 (60%)
Fitness, Health and Sports: 4/7 (57%)
Life in General: 10/14 (71%)
Relationships: 7/14 (50%)
Religion & Politics: 3/4 (75%)
Social: 15/22 (68%)
Travel: 10/20 (50%)
Vices: 7/12 (58%)
 
Take the test and see how YOU compare


I'll pass....

What area of the U.S. should you live in?

You should live in The Western US.

With the folklore of the "Old West" and the days of open fields and clear skies, the West is known for its independent spirit and its vast deserts.

Check out The Western US on Wikipedia.
 
Find out where should YOU should live.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Weather Outside Is Frightful

But inside it's so delightful. In grand upper-Midwestern style, a huge blizzard will soon bury us in so only the most strident and/or foolish venture out more than the few feet it takes to get to the nearest tavern. I do have a bar/restaurant nearby, but I'll take something else.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Down the Road with Linux

About a week ago my System76 computer arrived at my doorstep. I'm getting a bit fed up with the graft and bloat of Big Tech, so I'm...