One Pill Makes You Calmer

Geesh, what one missed dose can do. I was not in a good mood yesterday, but after my medication and a good night's sleep, I'm fine. Being half-crazy does have it's upsides as the world never seems boring, but it's best to keep it mitigated.

Take This Bottle

Somehow I managed to down about 6-7 liters of beer over the weekend which is the biggest concentration of consumption of beer since my time in the Highlands. Needless to say, I'm moving a bit slowly today. Not because of a hangover since I thankfully don't get those or because alcohol is a depressant. I'm burnt out on people and need to be left alone. Something about work doesn't really mesh with that. Oh well.

Thankfully my birthday weekend is wide open with no responsibility. I can simply hide in my corner of the world and dream of daffodils burning on the horizon. Fuck flowers.

Murdering Me Won't Bring Back Your God Damn Honey!

*snicker*

Better Days Have Been More Forthcoming

I'd have to say the last week or so hasn't been the greatest. I am short of work, a friend tried to kill himself and likely has permanent brain damage, my rugby game didn't go forward since only half of the team showed up, and I just have a general sense of malaise and agitation.

I need to find an expatiate, marry her, and move to wherever she is from. It won't solve anything, but it'll be fun for a while.

Heh Heh

Sounds like my kind of humor:

There are many stories about Barrett's bizarre and intermittently psychotic behaviour — some are known to be true. According to Roger Waters, Barrett came into what was to be their last practice session with a new song he had dubbed "Have You Got It, Yet?". The song seemed simple enough when he first presented it to his band mates, but it soon became impossibly difficult to learn: while they were practising it, Barrett kept changing the arrangement. He would then play it again, with the arbitrary changes, and sing "Have you got it yet?". Eventually they realised they never would and that they were simply bearing the brunt of Barrett's idiosyncratic sense of humour.

9/11 Conspiracies Are More Based In Reality

This is exactly why Juno bored me.

Snippet:

TIME PASSES and MORE INDIE ROCK MUSIC PLAYS. ELLEN
goes through the various scenes that movies about pregnant
people are obligated to include.

She visits JASON BATEMAN.

JASON BATEMAN

Hey Ellen. Want to watch some indie horror films and listen to some indie music together?

ELLEN PAGE

That sounds great! I sure hope that watching the movie isn't interrupted by me having to go puke my guts out, sweaty and hunched over the toilet.

(pause)

Just kidding, none of that crap happens in the movie. Pregnancy is easy-peasy.

JASON BATEMAN

Well, I have good news. I'm leaving Jennifer Garner.

ELLEN PAGE

Why, because your marriage to her has robbed you of your youth, which you have been reminded of since you started hanging around with me?

JASON BATEMAN

No, I just rented 13 Going On 30. I can't even look at her now. Has she been in anything good?

ELLEN PAGE

Oh. Because if it was the other thing, then you could take notice of the fact that I remind you of your younger days despite the fact that my current predicament requires a level of maturity far beyond my years, and you could enjoy the contrast between our situations that is ironically illustrated by having us both get along so well.

JASON BATEMAN

How artistic!

ELLEN PAGE

You're goddamn right it is! Bring on the Oscars!

As Bad As My Love Life May Seem...

... it's not this bad:

A man who was ordered out of ShopKo stores last year for urinating on clothing has now been ordered to stay away from Target stores for the same reason.

Jeremy S. Pope, 26, of Arena, was arrested last December for criminal damage to property and lewd and lascivious conduct after he was caught urinating on bras and panties at the ShopKo at 7401 Mineral Point Road.