Ethnicity

Melissa has a post on her natio... uh, ethnicity on her blog. I decided to analyze myself and my loyal readers:



As you can see, I'm dominated by the 1/8th Slovenian (or is it Bohemian) that I am. My maternal grandmother (from whom I get the Slovenian or Bohemian) said that I have a drop of Asian blood in me because of the Mongol invasion. That must be where the Chinese/South East Asian comes from. Please ignore the English/Norwegian/German in my blood. The wise face analyzer has.

Those of you who know me well will not be shocked by the revelation that I am a socialable, risk-taking, cheat who is very rude. Also, I look like Brad Pitt. I know that is supposed to be desirable, but there was this kid I went to school with, K-12, who looked like Brad Pitt, and he was a whiney, little shit. Plus, I'm not that blank.



Next up is Dave. I love his story about his ancestor that rode an elephant to the docks and emigrated to LA. I do believe "Ahrens" is Hindi for "Beer-drinking goaltender". Note he posses many traits, but he is NOT gay! I'm sure he takes comfort in resembling Mumbai-native David Letterman.



Shari resembles George W Bush. That is fitting, because her gay factor is low and her income is high. Very republican. And don't forget those fair-skinned southern Europeans! She fits the mold oh-so-well! I'm glad to see that Face Analyzer has registered the 90%+ Anglo blood.



Mike is smart and rich. He will step all over his mother for gain and is definitely not gay. He is also eastern European. Evidently, Kublai Khan's army had more fun with his ancestors as his Chinese blood is thicker than mine. He also looks like a guy who votes Republican, so the GOP is a slam dunk in the Setchell/Kirby household.



As you can see from the picture and stats, Ãsa is a pleasant, polite girl who does not take risks and is not gay. She happens to look like the dumbest guy in Hollywood, but her brains are ok. I didn't know the Mongols made it up to Norway. I'll be damned.

After looking at everyone, I decided to investigate the Korean claim on Melissa.



Sorry, you're a heterosexual Korean. You also resemble Adam Sandler. I thought you looked Jewish! Also, you're very rich:

I could use a sugar mama....

Cocaine and Mazes

Last nights had Bo and Luke Duke selling cocaine and gerbil/hamster/rat things running mazes until the evil management at the grocery store changed the maze and trapped my germster rat.

Tiny Tim

I don't remember much, but Tiny Tim was the head of Alice Cooper's band and they lived in the north woods of Wisconsin.

I'm In Sun Prairie

I'm in downtown Sun Prairie, which has gone a little more upscale. I don't remember much except that my old roommate Brent was there. I went back with him to where he lived. It was an old coach house behind an old brick home. He had a bed in the bathroom and a computer monitor hooked up to some contraption that was mainly wound copper. Still, it produced a screen. Somehow I had destroyed his old computer.

Another part of the dream was driving on Hwy 151 in a company van. Traffic was stopped and since I had a hard time controlling my feet, I almost hit the car in front of me. I swerved over onto the shoulder. Turns out some guy in a wrecking truck was trying to get something out of a crater in the road with the ball.

Melissa

So I skipped down a little bit, since Michael and Shari have avatars already. I will do them soon, though.

Anyway, here's Melissa. She was in China last fall, so there's a panda. I can't imagine her in heels, but those came with the pants. Unfortunately, I cannot get red highlights.

Åsa

I'm a little restless today. Here's Åsa. I couldn't find a good match for the face, so this will have to do. I don't care much for the boots, but did put in Albert.

Avatars!

So I decided to make avatars out of everyone on my blogroll. Let's start with Dave: